ThE DoctoR's definitions

daft cunt

n. NE England slang term for idiotic dickhead

Ah, fuck off, ya daft cunt.

by The Doctor September 28, 2004

Einstein

Name of one of the most brilliant men of the 20th century, used ironically to express the opposite of intelligence.

You can't tie your shoelaces and chew gum at the same time, can you, Einstein?

by The Doctor February 19, 2005

bogart

v. To smoke a cigarette or a joint in such a way as to leave the end wet with spit, thus making it something no one wants to toke on.

Hey, man, don't bogart that joint!

by The Doctor January 9, 2005

fagged

A term meaning tired or exhausted.

I'm completely fagged after walking five miles!

by The Doctor September 27, 2004

da lou

Short for St. Louis, Missouri. (Not to be confused with the loo, British slang for the toilet.)

We went to da lou for a good time.

by The Doctor September 24, 2004

Ya Face

Literally, "your face" but used as if to say "your ugly face," usually as a non sequitur in answer to questions.

"Why did you want to talk to me?"

"Ya face!"

by The Doctor November 11, 2004

beaver barrier

A roll of fat on a woman that hangs low and protects the beaver from outside forces.

Hey, check out that girl; she's got a beaver barrier.

by The Doctor March 28, 2003