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The swells that travel down through the North Sea from Scandinavia and hit the north east of England coast in October / November, after the lull of summer calm, giving great surfing conditions in relatively warm water for the dedicated Yorkshire surfers.
"Why you out staying at it when its flat?" - "Cos the Autumns are coming and I wanna keep fit for them"
by Tex982 October 4, 2006
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A complete nobend, that through their own self centred and unthinking stupidity pisses everyone off, a tosser, a bell end a twat.
"Don't be such an asspiece all your life"
by Tex982 October 5, 2006
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To retract what you have previously said. Used by the Police (unofficially) to describe the actions of a victim - usually of domestic assault, who initially complains resultig on the offender being arrested, but then changes their mind and welcomes their tormentor back with open arms.
"Get her statement now, before she has chance to piss backwards"
by Tex982 October 21, 2006
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The collective behaviour and influence of a group, made up of it's myths and stories, dominant members, attitudes, interests, repsect or dislike for one another and others, gossip, rituals, initiations, style and language. Often the source of rumour and speculation, or where discontent is first voiced, acceptance within canteen culture is to be bonded to the group in more than just membership of the official team. Can be a good and bad thing within an organisation, generating or destroying morale. Origin - British Police Forces circa mid 1990's, now widely accepted as part of most organisations.
"Although now a member of the team, he was not part of it's canteen culture"
by Tex982 October 3, 2006
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