63 definitions by Tex-Mex Shawn C.

Penisiology

A very specified branch of Kinesiology, in which the entire focus is only on the movement of the penis and penis related kinetics.

I was disappointed when my university told me they do not offer a degree in penisiology, as I felt that was a very under-represented scientific branch of study.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

Super Soaker Surprise

When a girl is going to give a guy head soon he masturbates a whole bunch without her knowledge. Then when she gives him head he's already ready to cum and cums in 5 seconds with the force of a super soaker water gun to her stunned surprise.

Guy 1: "Did Shelly come upstairs with you last night after your date?"

Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."

Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 25, 2010

Basebrawl

A fight in baseball usually caused by a pitcher hitting a batter with a pitch or buzzing/knocking him down with an inside pitch.

In Game 3 of the 2003 ALCS, the Yankees and Red Sox famously got into a basebrawl after Roger Clemens pitched way inside to Manny Ramirez, and Ramirez charged the mound. The fight ended with Don Zimmer's old ass being thrown to the ground by Pedro Martinez.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 10, 2010

Ying Yang Bang

When two people are performing a 69 on each other while two men are fucking them in the ass.

Guy 1: "That was a wild sex party I went to last night. I saw two people 69ing each other and there were two dudes fucking them in the ass while they did it!"

Guy 2: "Damn you saw a ying yang bang!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 22, 2010

Sexponent

An exponent number that you add to 10 to properly judge a very attractive person who goes beyond 10 on the basic 1-10 hot scale.

Guy 1: How hot is she 1-10?

Guy 2: Way hotter than 10. You need to use sexponents to judge her!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010

Masturbation Station

The box, drawer or other place you store all of the items you use to masturbate including lotions, magazines, porn videos, dildos, etc.

Guy 1: His mom said we could come in here and get my video game.

Guy 2: Well lets get it and go.

Guy 1: Ewwww

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: I found Jeff's masturbation station! It's all sticky and shit!

Guy 2: Ahhh gross

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 28, 2010

Hacky Sacked

A term used to describe the act of a man being kicked in the testicles.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about Tim?"

Guy 2: "No what happened?"

Guy 1: "Vera found out Tim was cheating on her with Anna so she hacky sacked him."

Guy 2: "Ouch!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 22, 2010