2 definitions by Teuchtar73

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.
My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.
by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019
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A headache or similar mental condition, caused by an exhausting late night sex session the night before.
I've got a major bonker stonker today and it's affecting my concentration at work - but it was worth it!
by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019
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