2 definitions by Teth Bedrows
"This bass instrument of the Clarinet family is usually played by people who suck on regular Clarinet and therefore also naturally suck on Bass Clarinet. No one can ever hear them so who cares if they play? Usually mess up the simplest of things such as whole notes especially when they are exposed. Along with the Alto Clarinet it is often used by good clarinet players to get into District, State, and other Various Honor Bands. Some are whiney and complain that they can't march but it dosen't matter becasue they don't know how to play anyways. Rarley a Bari Sax player will have to doubble on Bass Clarinet for Jazz band."
"Hey! The concert was great even though the onlything I could hear from the Bass Clarinets were their Squeakes."
by Teth Bedrows June 3, 2009
Cookies are one of the best things in the world. Along with Pupusas and Dump cake they rule the foodchain.
Usualy mistaken for cheesey crackers when seen though the band office window.
Usualy mistaken for cheesey crackers when seen though the band office window.
Person one: Do you think he saw us eating the cookies?
Person two: I don't know!
Person three: Hey what were you eatign in there? Looked like Cheesey crackers.
Person one. Sure... If you say so
Person two: I don't know!
Person three: Hey what were you eatign in there? Looked like Cheesey crackers.
Person one. Sure... If you say so
by Teth Bedrows July 15, 2009