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Ass Bush

1) When a particularly hairy man has pubic hair growing in a large patch above his ass crack.

2) How the entire world will remember the 43rd president of the United States.
1) Borat and Ron Jeremy are so hairy they sport ass bushes on camera.

2) In the year 2125:
Teacher -- Class, which president is responible for turning the USA into a 3rd world nation?
Student -- The younger George Bush?
Teacher: What's is proper name as it appears in your text book?
Student: Oh yeah. Ass Bush!
by Tenacious Faulker January 19, 2009
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AIG

Arrogance, Incompetence & Greed, Inc.

The new name given to failed, mega-conglomerate, American Insurance Group, for taking $170 billion in federal bailout money with the right hand and, with the left, doling out $165 million in bonuses to the same execs who ran the company into the ground in the first place.

Now the universally recognized symbol for corporate greed and/or corruption.
For the American public, AIG now stands for "arrogance, incompetence and greed," (credit Rep. Paul Hodes, D-N.H. Mar. 18 2009)
by Tenacious Faulker March 18, 2009
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toll drafting

The act of quickly following a paying driver through a toll station before the cross member falls thus blocking your otherwise mad escape OR tailgating someone very closely through an EZ Pass lane with the same intent. This tactic can also be employed with great success exiting parking decks.
Thanks to my toll drafting skills I save over $350 dollars in tolls this year while only being hit with 2 fines worth $60 and making good time the EZ Pass lane to boot.
by Tenacious Faulker January 22, 2009
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greasing the skids

To consume some type of food or medication in order to unclog a constipated keester such as coffee, prune juice or a greasey steak sandwich.
That correctol I slipped into grandpa's prune juice was just what the docta ordered for greasing the skids! Now he has skid marks that could make all the residents of Shartlesville envioius.
by Tenacious Faulker March 28, 2009
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Trumpadour

1) Donald Trump's hairstyle. 2) Any awkward looking hair style or hairline that defies logic and or good taste.
Bill: Damn! You get a new "do"?

Tom: Yep. You think chicks will dig it?

Bill: Not with that Trumpadour you got going there.
by Tenacious Faulker April 2, 2011
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people ago

A unit of measure based on the lifespan of modern humans of approximately 100 years and used to give perspective on how recent certain developments were achieved by mankind.
"This country was founded in 1776. People live to be 100. That was just THREE PEOPLE AGO. Yeah, the 'Fear Factor' guy just hit you with a math quiz! That JUST happened. REEEAAALLL recent! ~ Joe Rogan
by Tenacious Faulker December 8, 2019
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legendary

Intensifier added to any word to take it's meaning to its highest power imaginable.
Win: Legendary win

Fail: Legendary fail

Kill: Legendary kill

Awesomeness: Legendary awesomeness

The Dude: The Legendary Dude

Dog's balls: Legendary Dog's balls

Weed: Legendary weed

pwned: Legendary pwned

Sex: Lengendary sex

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by Tenacious Faulker April 1, 2009
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