80 definitions by Tenacious Faulker

A rural Pennsylvania term meaning something, someone or some situation that is lame, bogus, or otherwise unpleaseant to deal or cope with.
1) I took five final exams scheduled over just two days. Man, that's just hurtin!

2) As far a Presidents of the United States go, George W. Bush (aka Ass Bush) is just hurtin.

3) Dude! Your POS 1989 Ford Fiesta is hurtin!
by Tenacious Faulker September 18, 2009
Signing your signature digitally or electronically on digital pen pad, touch screen or on an Adobe file (or some other simiarly secure software) to send over the internet.
Cashier: Just swipe your credit card through the card reader, press "Credit", press "YES" to approve the amount, and sign your iHancock on the line onthe touchpad.
by Tenacious Faulker May 11, 2009
A white guy who is perfectly cool, collected, and comfortable in his whiteness so as to be attractive to woman, of all ethnicities, backgrounds and creeds.
Dexter just got to the club and like half da honies are are sprung for him. My boy's a real killa nilla!
by Tenacious Faulker May 16, 2009
1) The private hell one spends time in while looking for a wardrobe change or bathroom after a shart.

2) A tiny, backwood town in the middle of Pennsylvania with no notariety whatsoever except for it's amusingly unfortunate rootword in it's name -- shart.
Caller 1: You left the party fast! Where are now?

Caller 2: Oh...no where. Just wastin' away again in my own Shartlesville.
by Tenacious Faulker March 28, 2009
(n.) A coarse British exclamation meaning balls; testicles; scrotum. It is often be used as an expletive in place of balls, damn, shit, crap, fuck, etc., but, oddly on occassion, also as a term of appraisal and even esteem.

(v.) A term meaning to screw something up; a fuck up. afail.

Also spelled "bollucks" usually by Americans.
Appraisal:
Nigel: Manchester United is nothing without David Beckham.
Cyril: That's a load of bollocks!

Exclamation:
Cyril: You know you danced with that girl with toilet paper stuck to your shoe?
Nigel: Bollocks!!

Esteem:
Nigel: Bar Keep! A round of pints, if you will. On me!
Cyril: Oy, Mate! You're the dog's bollocks!

Verb:
Cyril: You want me to be your wingman at the club tonight?
Nigel: No. After the toilet paper incident, I don't want you bollocksing up my chances again, mate.
by Tenacious Faulker February 17, 2010
A colorful term used in place of "everywhere", "all around", "all over" or "a plethora"; i.e. a lot.
I went fishing yesterday and nailled bass left and right.

Last night there were hotties in the club left and right.

I was in a highway pile up and was hit left and right.

We had a picnic on the beach and the seagulls were swarming us left and right.
by Tenacious Faulker August 20, 2009
A condition of convenient memory loss that affects political candidates at election time. This is an chronic condition stemming from being an incurable asshole or insufferable idiot but one can still seek treatment since ObamaCare covers pre-existing conditions such as this.
Warning from the Surgeon General:

Romnesia is an unfortunate, chronic condition affecting 9 out of 10 politicians during election campaigns

Symptoms are: forgetting one's original political stances, pandering, short-term memory loss, long-term memory loss, voter confusion, flip-flopping, plagerizing others' ideas and speaking in Palin-dromes. Symptoms maybe be exacerbated when addressing crowds, during televised interviews or debating.
by Tenacious Faulker October 26, 2012

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