545 definitions by Telephony

piddle opposite of "on"

A nice way of saying "piss off".
Works better when written or typed vs. spoken.

Piddle opposite of "on", piddle wingless hymenoptera

(means "piss off, piss ant")

by Telephony September 25, 2010

fuzzbomb

A furry critter (usually small like a rat, a gerbil, a hamster, etc., but larger animals like cats can also be fuzzbombs) that one has as a pet; esp. a pet that an individual has become highly attached to.

{Craig}: Nikki! Here kitty kitty kitty! Here Nikki! Come here, my special little fuzzbomb! That's a good girl!!!

by Telephony April 2, 2012

There's Urine in the Sink

A phoney bologna fake, made-up song sung to the tune of, "The Farmer in the Dell".
Usually sung when it is necessary to pass micturition (piss) into a plastic bottle and then discreetly pour it into the sink.

♫ There's urine in the sink, ♫

♫ There's urine in the sink, ♫

♫ Don't piss on the stereo ♫

♫ There's urine in the sink, ♫

by Telephony August 17, 2016

Jeepers peepers! Where'd you get those those creepers?

A parody of the little ditty "Jeepers creepers".

Jeepers peepers! Where'd you get those those creepers? Jeepers peepers! Where'd you get those eyes?

by Telephony December 20, 2014

urinal mint

One of those pink urinal deodouriser cakes found at the bottoms of many types of urinals.

Rick, please don't eat the urinal mints!!! I hear that they taste horrible!!!

by Telephony November 26, 2010

TGIF

An acronym standing for "Tits Go In Front".

Don't you know that the TGIF you dumb broad?!?

by Telephony January 1, 2011

synthetic cans

The sound of aluminum or steel cans (typically the size of dog food cans) being struck for use in some types of Hi-NRG music. Created by either computer software synthesis or synthesizer hardware synthesis.

No actual cans are struck or damaged when synthetic cans are used.

The song, "EURODISCO 'New Hi-NRG' (2012)" has the sound of synthetic cans; you may also hear synthetic birds in it.

by Telephony January 2, 2015