-He's over 35.
-He spends most his time on the gamefaqs forums.
-He thinks he cool for "spanking" young men.
-He weighs over 300 lbs.
-His girlfriend is a whale
-He has penile errect trouble
-He thinks following ToS is cool
-He unfairly mods people, thus creating himself as a hypocryte.
-Anytime during the next week-
MessageGuy1: I was having trouble on level 6, can you help me?
-5 minutes later-
This message was deleted by a gameFAQs moderator MessageGuy1: Dude, I was only asking for help.
Shashanan: ;P no you were trolling, now lets have dirty S&M spanking