1 definition by Teh H4><()R
A word used When ones train of thought is lost or one stops him self from saying something vulgar. It can be and often is replaced with one of three other animals.
These are
1. Cow
2. Chickens <= yes it must be plural
3. Turtles
These are
1. Cow
2. Chickens <= yes it must be plural
3. Turtles
Bill: So last night stacy and i were about to get it on and...
Bob: No way she is so hot!
(long silence)
Bob: So...You were saying...
Bill: Um...MONKEY
Dude your mom is Such a Bit...Monkey
Bob: No way she is so hot!
(long silence)
Bob: So...You were saying...
Bill: Um...MONKEY
Dude your mom is Such a Bit...Monkey
by Teh H4><()R August 24, 2004