9 definitions by Teekums
What you call a woman who is trying to snag a husband so that she can let herself go. Similar to when you pull a ring to inflate a floating rubber dingy/life boat, your bride gains weight rapidly once you put a ring on it.
by Teekums November 21, 2020
A way to say "that's gross" or "screws" or "just gross" interchangeably. Can also be spelled scrus, skrus, sckrus, scroose or sckroose.
Eric: "What are you gonna do with all these skroose?"
Sara: "I'll tell you what I'm not gonna do, you!! Because that's skroose!"
-Or-
Fuzz: "Hey, did you meet that one puke at the party last night?"
Teek: "Yeah he was all over me, skroose!"
Sara: "I'll tell you what I'm not gonna do, you!! Because that's skroose!"
-Or-
Fuzz: "Hey, did you meet that one puke at the party last night?"
Teek: "Yeah he was all over me, skroose!"
by Teekums May 3, 2017