TedZeppelin's definitions

Ninja Sword

Sneaking up on someone when they're sleeping and slapping or stabbing them with your erection.

I'd tried to snowball him earlier on, so when I fell asleep ,he slapped me in the mug with his fucking ninja sword.

by TedZeppelin March 3, 2007

Ass flap

When a rogue bit of toilet roll gets stuck to your sphincter during wiping.

It was a textbook turd until I snagged an ass flap.

by TedZeppelin March 3, 2007

Chinese Burn

Putting both hands on a cock and twisting in opposite directions.

She was sucking me off when I farted, so she gave me a chinese burn. I haven't been able to piss right for a week.

by TedZeppelin March 3, 2007

fanny jam

A period. That time of the month.

I couldn't get any last night 'cause the wench was all backed up with fanny jam.

by TedZeppelin December 9, 2008

Fannie Toaster

A vibrator. As in being used to warm up a girls vagina for intercourse. Like a toaster warms up bread.

Here you go love. Get yourself warmed up with the fannie toaster while I go for a shit.

by TedZeppelin March 3, 2007