A gathering of two or more self-indulgent asshats known by the following characteristic nomenclature: Douchepickle, douchebagel, douchebagette, or douche-eggs-bacon-ham-omelet. Normally occurs in the mid-morning, however can also occur during that time in between lunch and dinner that no one can name.
Man...those douchepickles, douchebagels, douchebagettes and doucheeggs-bacon-ham-omelets look like they had a light breakfast of self-absorbed narcissism, but they appear to have been left wanting. What ho! They've gathered together for a nice mid-morning douchebrunch to discuss each others' token asshattery! Oh the humanity!