11 definitions by Tcwilly

Restshrooms

When you visit the restroom in a bar and some dude who likes your shirt thinks you’re a party boy and hands over a bag of shrooms to you.

Dude, I can tell you guys party. Take some of these, bro!
Wow, I just scored some restshrooms.

by Tcwilly April 27, 2020

trumpieces

Small cut-up pieces of Donald Trump

I hate Donald Trump so much. I’d cut him into Trumpieces if I had my way

by Tcwilly July 24, 2020

milffort

You head to a girl’s house you want to bone, but she’s got her kid there and you make a fort for her kid to be nice and cool. After the kid goes to bed you bone momma in the fort you made for the kid.

Dude went to his date’s house not knowing she had a kid. He built a fort and played with Billy, but after Billy went to bed he banged Billy’s mom and gave her a solid milffort.

by Tcwilly November 25, 2022

bed skunk

After a night of raucous, dirty sex, the bed stinks the next day like a skunk had been in there.

After five days of sex and orgies at a swingers slub, the smell of bed skunk was terrible.

by Tcwilly June 8, 2020