3 definitions by Taystee Taystee
The exclamation of sexual pleasure derived from everyday, non-sexual events. And sex. What? With me?
1) Claire: What did you get on your math test?
Taylor: A hundred percent, yo.
Claire: UNCE! All over that shiiiit.
2) Claire: Look at that hot piece of booty.
Taylor: Unce-a-lunce.
Taylor: A hundred percent, yo.
Claire: UNCE! All over that shiiiit.
2) Claire: Look at that hot piece of booty.
Taylor: Unce-a-lunce.
by Taystee Taystee September 21, 2007
Used in general conversation when you say something awkward and/or random, usually sexual or violent in manner.
1) Taylor: Man! I failed the math test.
Claire: Your mom hates you. What?
2) Claire: I saw my boyfriend last night.
Taylor: I fucked him. What?
Claire: Your mom hates you. What?
2) Claire: I saw my boyfriend last night.
Taylor: I fucked him. What?
by Taystee Taystee September 21, 2007
Derived from the book "Running With Scissors", it was pretty much the anal lube used in gay sex. With two men.
Claire: Did you read Running With Scissors?
Taylor: Yeah, and it made me call in my order for Queen Helen's Cholesterol.
Taylor: Yeah, and it made me call in my order for Queen Helen's Cholesterol.
by Taystee Taystee September 21, 2007