2 definitions by TaylorTime

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The ability, and willingness to fart in front of people (no matter how bad you know it will smell) and be okay with it.
"Dude I met this girl, and I think she might be the one. I have total Fart Comfortability."
by TaylorTime March 05, 2007

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The act of rushing a shit. The person who did the rushing unkowlingly leaves the reminents of an unvacated shit in their colon thus causing them to become irritable, rude, and sometimes violent.
"Daves been acting like a real dick today"
"yeah tell me about it...he must have rushed his shit, and hes got the creeper.
by TaylorTime March 08, 2007

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