Definitions by Tatsux

Tat's Theory 

"Everything sucks because it can suck."

Alternatively, "Everything sucks."

According to Tat's Theory, everything sucks because it can suck.

Tat's Theory by Tatsux April 13, 2011

Tat's Law 

"Anything that can suck, will suck."

According to Tat's Law, Tat sucks because Tat can suck.

Tat's Law by Tatsux July 8, 2009