a boring crackerjack town where all the kids drink hard liquor from the time they stepped out of their mama and all the girls are trash if their purse is below 500 dollars and polo shirts are not only what you wear but if you don't you get suspended oh and where all the black people try to be black but act so white it is not even funny and the white people act blacker than the the black people and the puerto rican people say how much they LOVE puerto rico every two seconds that it literally makes you sick and in need of a therapist
sally: a yo dawg what we doin tonite HOFFA
bonquisha: mark do we have any plans for this evening?
juan: PUERTO RICO!!! OHHHHHHHH (two seconds later) BORICUA PARA VIVA!!!!! ( are you gonna change your cultural background anytime soon?)