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When you’ve worked in a retail job for so long, you’ve learned to hold back any bodily excretions that hit you mid-shift, even if you are slowly dying behind the register needing a bathroom break. Usually developed in a medium to fast paced job that demands full attention to the task at hand or in a single staffed establishment where the employee cannot leave with customers in the store alone.
After working in a shoe retail store for 5 years, I’ve developed retail constipation. Now I hardly take bathroom breaks anymore.
by Tatar Boss May 15, 2018
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