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A resident of unpopulated areas (such as Upstate NY or the Deep South) who is literally skin & bones and looks like a mountain man. Often, they survivie on coffee & cigarettes alone, and wear flannel shirts & ill fitting jeans to disguise their painfully thin physique. Oh, and they also happen to be gay. Though it's unlikely anyone would hook up with them anyway.
He Says: Look at that creepy homo-cadaver over there, he looks even more skeletal than Maria Shriver. And he just hit on me... I think.
by Tard November 5, 2004
Get the Homo-Cadaver mug.A delicious treat. This refers to a female persons nether-region when said area is still adorned with a full bush.
Depending on the owner of the pie, to refer to one could be a blessing or a curse.
Depending on the owner of the pie, to refer to one could be a blessing or a curse.
(random younger male) mmmm... got me a sweet piece of publie pie on the hood o' that car last night. Damn near the only thing I could find on that beast.
by Tard November 8, 2004
Get the Pubie Pie mug.If someone has their legs up in stirups gettin' ye 'ol annual & they suddenly surprise their OB-GYN with a wretched stream of explosive diarrea.
This condition is worsened when said patient sees no problem with coating their physician with a think sticky coat of leftover chinese & cake, but instead says "oops. a little bout of diarrea." It is even better when you overhear this phone conversation at work.
This condition is worsened when said patient sees no problem with coating their physician with a think sticky coat of leftover chinese & cake, but instead says "oops. a little bout of diarrea." It is even better when you overhear this phone conversation at work.
by Tard November 9, 2004
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