Tard's definitions

technol

If anal sex were a sport, Jeff would be in the Olympics for it.

Noone can ass-dive like technol can. He plain 0wnt you foo!

by Tard January 27, 2004

Gyno-no-no

If someone has their legs up in stirups gettin' ye 'ol annual & they suddenly surprise their OB-GYN with a wretched stream of explosive diarrea.

This condition is worsened when said patient sees no problem with coating their physician with a think sticky coat of leftover chinese & cake, but instead says "oops. a little bout of diarrea." It is even better when you overhear this phone conversation at work.

I was at the gyno, and did a little gyno-no-no right in his face!

by Tard November 9, 2004

Pubie Pie

A delicious treat. This refers to a female persons nether-region when said area is still adorned with a full bush.

Depending on the owner of the pie, to refer to one could be a blessing or a curse.

(random younger male) mmmm... got me a sweet piece of publie pie on the hood o' that car last night. Damn near the only thing I could find on that beast.

by Tard November 8, 2004