Tard's definitions

squinger

A person who is thought or known to be gay or into squinging

that dude aint no dude hes a squinger

by tard April 15, 2003

freedom fries

'Patriotic' Americans showing just how stupid they are, since french fries are not named after the French but refer to how the potatoes are cut up (frenched) and are actually thought to have originated in Belgium.

Franch sucks! Let's rename french fries FREEDOM FRIES! That'll show them dumb Frenchies how superior the USA is to them, even though by doing this we are showing how bad our education system is! Yah!

by Tard July 29, 2003

Gyno-no-no

If someone has their legs up in stirups gettin' ye 'ol annual & they suddenly surprise their OB-GYN with a wretched stream of explosive diarrea.

This condition is worsened when said patient sees no problem with coating their physician with a think sticky coat of leftover chinese & cake, but instead says "oops. a little bout of diarrea." It is even better when you overhear this phone conversation at work.

I was at the gyno, and did a little gyno-no-no right in his face!

by Tard November 9, 2004