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Basically a frenzied shopping whore, however, much more vicious. They seek out everything in the sea known as a mall. They maul on anything they can get their hands on, including your money. There's often more than one of these in any mall, plaza or promenade.
They can be in groups or solo. Most of the time, there's three in a group. It may also attract other mall sharks and it will end up in a messy feeding frenzy.
If you are a merchant and you find yourself dealing with a mall shark, there's only one way to survive. You must sacrifice your merchandise.
If you are another shopper, and you are dealing with one, do not engage, it is best to just run, which will also tick off the mall shark and make it come after you. Either way, you might have to give something up.
Most malls try to pretend they are a myth like the sewer gator.
They can be in groups or solo. Most of the time, there's three in a group. It may also attract other mall sharks and it will end up in a messy feeding frenzy.
If you are a merchant and you find yourself dealing with a mall shark, there's only one way to survive. You must sacrifice your merchandise.
If you are another shopper, and you are dealing with one, do not engage, it is best to just run, which will also tick off the mall shark and make it come after you. Either way, you might have to give something up.
Most malls try to pretend they are a myth like the sewer gator.
Store Clerk: Boss, we need your help, we're getting a feeding frenzy of mall sharks down here! Help!
Manager: Johnny, how many times must I tell you. Mall sharks are an urban myth.
Store Clerk: But bo- *store clerk hangs up abruptly*
Manager: Oh Johnny...
Manager: Johnny, how many times must I tell you. Mall sharks are an urban myth.
Store Clerk: But bo- *store clerk hangs up abruptly*
Manager: Oh Johnny...
by TanorFaux July 19, 2012
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by TanorFaux September 25, 2013
Get the hatedom mug.1. n. A term when in an argument, and you are reversing everything the other person is saying in an attempt to get them to fault in their own argument. You are also probably holding up a mirror in front of your face towards the other person to emphasize this. (It works well in some arguments.)
2. n. A certain mystical item used to reverse the effects of other certain mystical items used by the opponent. Such as, if one used the Serpent's Tail and become ghost-like when passing through walls and such, the reversing mirror would reverse this, and the person will be solid. A ghost that uses this, will become solid as well.
3. n. A mirror that you would want to break, because instead of 7 years of bad luck, it'll give you 7 years of good luck.
2. n. A certain mystical item used to reverse the effects of other certain mystical items used by the opponent. Such as, if one used the Serpent's Tail and become ghost-like when passing through walls and such, the reversing mirror would reverse this, and the person will be solid. A ghost that uses this, will become solid as well.
3. n. A mirror that you would want to break, because instead of 7 years of bad luck, it'll give you 7 years of good luck.
1.
Woman: Why must you always do this, that and this other thing that you always do!
Man *holding a mirror*: Why must you always do this, that, and this other thing that you always do!
Woman: *cue frustration, and storming off*
2.
Fighter 1: *goes into give a punch in the face*
Fighter 2: *uses the Reversing Mirror, opponent punches self in the face.*
3.
Dojo: Hah! You broke a mirror! Now you'll have 7 years of bad luck! IN YOUR FACE! 8D
Wuya: Actually, since it's the reversing mirror, I'll have 7 years of good luck. |)
Dojo: o-o, *runs*
Woman: Why must you always do this, that and this other thing that you always do!
Man *holding a mirror*: Why must you always do this, that, and this other thing that you always do!
Woman: *cue frustration, and storming off*
2.
Fighter 1: *goes into give a punch in the face*
Fighter 2: *uses the Reversing Mirror, opponent punches self in the face.*
3.
Dojo: Hah! You broke a mirror! Now you'll have 7 years of bad luck! IN YOUR FACE! 8D
Wuya: Actually, since it's the reversing mirror, I'll have 7 years of good luck. |)
Dojo: o-o, *runs*
by TanorFaux December 27, 2011
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