1 definition by Tamatk03

Is a combination of being starkers naked and carking out due to excessive alcohol consumption. Usually when one is carkers, they are found lying naked starfish or similar compromising position which could be extremely detrimental to your facebook profile
I was gunna give the misses a good seeing to, but see was carkers.
by Tamatk03 November 29, 2013
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