Definitions by Tally whaquer

Captainhook 

A captainhook penis that has a massive curve at the bottom or all around if you have herpes.

You can hang a hanger on a (Captainhook hook when hard and it won't fall off the tip; Even if he /or she-male were to jogg...

Captainhook by Tally whaquer June 7, 2018