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Sweaty Buttcrack Syndrome, or "SBCS" is a serious medical condition in which your intergluteal cleft perspires excessively. There is no known cure, but there are some intern methods that one can do to ease the suffering, such as:
-inserting a towel between the glutes
-using a handheld blow dryer
-expel large amounts of flatulence (your body's natural blow dryer)
-refrain from wearing trousers and undergarments at all times
For the most serious cases of SBCS, surgical removal of the gluteus maximus is needed to ensure survival.
I can't believe it... I just got diagnosed with stage 4 SBCS.. The doctor says that if I don't get glute-removal surgery as soon as possible, I won't even outlive the queen of England.
by Talkativetiad February 21, 2022
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dtd is similar to dtf (down to f*ck), but instead of f*ck, dtd means "down to die".
post: RESHARE THIS IN 20 SECONDS OR A DEMON WILL KILL YOU SLOWLY WHILE YOU SLEEP
me: nah fam, i'm dtd
by Talkativetiad September 19, 2016
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