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A man who lives on the east coast, but dates a woman in Alaska. He's so pussy whipped that he flies out there every couple of months to get the poontang. Then he ignores his homies back home when he's there.
Hey man, you're going to see your girl in Alaska again? You're such an Alaskunt!
by TaintMan66 October 17, 2021
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Blow Job Week: in the dating phase - the week where your girl sucks you off a solid 5 outta 7 days because she's got her period. She'll suck you off like there's no tomorrow because she loves taking care of her man.

A Blow Job for the Week: in the

engaged/honeymoon phase - you're in too deep to bounce so you now settle for a single blow job during her period week because she button-hooked the shit out if you and your dumbass fell for it hook, sink and liner.

No Job Week is a married man experience. You are married. You are accustomed to masturbating quite frequently. Don't be fooled, No Job Week is no different. During your wife's period week, she'll find every and any excuse not to go near you because you fell for it like a dumb mofo.
Shit! My wife started her period today. Looks like No Job Week has arrived. FML.
by TaintMan66 January 19, 2021
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