Bluffing Butthole

When one goes to shit, but only farts.
I went to take a shit, but it turns out I have a Bluffing Butthole.
by Taint Tap November 24, 2010
mugGet the Bluffing Buttholemug.

Drift Wood

When one bumps into a man-possibly a woman-with a boner.
I went to the pub and accidentally caught some drift wood.
by Taint Tap November 24, 2010
mugGet the Drift Woodmug.