2 definitions by Taint Tap

Top Definition
When one goes to shit, but only farts.
I went to take a shit, but it turns out I have a Bluffing Butthole.
#shit #poop #butthole #fart #turd
by Taint Tap November 21, 2010
When one bumps into a man-possibly a woman-with a boner.
I went to the pub and accidentally caught some drift wood.
#boner #hard on #erection #wood #softy
by Taint Tap November 21, 2010
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