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2 definitions by Taint Tap

 
1.
When one goes to shit, but only farts.
I went to take a shit, but it turns out I have a Bluffing Butthole.
by Taint Tap November 21, 2010
 
2.
When one bumps into a man-possibly a woman-with a boner.
I went to the pub and accidentally caught some drift wood.
by Taint Tap November 21, 2010