1 definition by TadBitBored
1. A vain man wearing incredibly tight lower wear (speedo, bike shorts, unitard), who appears to be hiding plums right around the crotch.
2. A pimp trying to keep his gigolo(s) from being arrested.
2. A pimp trying to keep his gigolo(s) from being arrested.
1. Oh my GOD! Look at that plum smuggler in the water. I hope he doesn't scare any young children...
2. Damn man... I feel like such a plum smuggler. I can't send the boys out til the popo stop patrolling so often.
2. Damn man... I feel like such a plum smuggler. I can't send the boys out til the popo stop patrolling so often.
by TadBitBored May 13, 2008