Sometimes called by it's Latin name, 'Terra', The Earth is a super computer designed
by Deep Thought, another super computer, and payed for by two pandiminsional
beings Loonquawl and Phouchg. This computer was so advanced that others began calling
it a 'planet', and soon life itself sprang from it's main matrices. The 'humans', 'Earthlings', etc. that were brought forth
were socially adaptible, and had the amazing
ability to learn from other's mistakes
(and strangely enough, an apparent disinclination to do so). The 'planet' itself was mostly harmless, untill it was demolished to make
way for an intergalactic bipass by Vogons (a nastly lot, them), leading to the production of Earth
Mk. II, which
is where we live today.
there's no such thing
as a cheeseburger.
there's no more
Now, the USD is gone.
there's no New York Times.
Good. Now, there's no New York.
Now, there's no East Coast. No West Coast.
Now, and this is the big one, imagine
there's no Chuck Norris.
If you could (somehow) follow that
last instruction, then the Earth being gone's easy to grasp, no?