1. (noun) The gold relic (or power) left by the 3 goddesses in the epic video games series The Legend of Zelda by Shigeru Miyamoto consisting of the powers of Strength (or Power), Courage, and Wisdom.
2. (verb) To arrange three triangles to make a bigger triangle (triforcing).
3. (verb) To succeed at being completely epic.

Sometimes called by it's Latin name, 'Terra', The Earth is a super computer designed by Deep Thought, another super computer, and payed for by two pandiminsional beings Loonquawl and Phouchg. This computer was so advanced that others began calling it a 'planet', and soon life itself sprang from it's main matrices. The 'humans', 'Earthlings', etc. that were brought forth were socially adaptible, and had the amazing ability to learn from other's mistakes (and strangely enough, an apparent disinclination to do so). The 'planet' itself was mostly harmless, untill it was demolished to make way for an intergalactic bipass by Vogons (a nastly lot, them), leading to the production of Earth Mk. II, which is where we live today.

1. A flat sheet of microfilm in a form suitable for filing, usually measuring around 4 by 6 in. and containing microreproductions, as of printed or graphic matter, in a grid pattern.
2. Where Mr. T can/will punch you.

The act of, or the process in which a woman (teens, mostly) places her cell phone in between her legs right after she texts someone (i.e., the hottest guy in the class), even though he's already in earshot of her, just for the vibrate function's pleasure inducing feeling. This is commonly practiced, but soley admitted, for fear of being called a "cell slut", "an Iwhore", or "a full bar-er". Next time your in class, just watch. It happens fast, but continues for the whole period.