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1. (n) A wanna-be-guidette whore WHO'S NOT EVEN HOT with a fake tan and dyed hair. Gives the glorious state of New Jersey a bad name.

2. (v) The act of being punched in the face by a guido tool-bag.
Did you hear about that bitch Snooki getting punched in the face? She totally deserved it.
by TYg3r28 December 14, 2009

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