1 definition by TRUE_GREENDAY_FAN
The latest Green Day album, which killed the Green Day name. They decided to go from having albums with:
-Deep meaningful lyrics
-Guitar Solos
-Insane Drum Solos
-Songs with many verses and an infrequently repeated chorus
-A Punk Rock Sound
TO:
-Shallow lyrics
-Few to no Guitar solos
-NO DRUM SOLOS
-Songs that repeat the chorus TOO MUCH (Know your enemy repeats the chorus 12 times!)
-A POWER-POP SOUND
In general, they alienated their true fanbase for critical acclaim and popularity. True fans will hate the album, and groupies will like it.
-Deep meaningful lyrics
-Guitar Solos
-Insane Drum Solos
-Songs with many verses and an infrequently repeated chorus
-A Punk Rock Sound
TO:
-Shallow lyrics
-Few to no Guitar solos
-NO DRUM SOLOS
-Songs that repeat the chorus TOO MUCH (Know your enemy repeats the chorus 12 times!)
-A POWER-POP SOUND
In general, they alienated their true fanbase for critical acclaim and popularity. True fans will hate the album, and groupies will like it.
A groupie and true fan are riding in a care, when the single "Do you know your enemy" starts playing on the radio, the first single from 21st century breakdown...
Groupie: Do you know the enemy? Do you know the enemy? Do you know the enemy? OOOhhhhhhooooo....
True GD Fan: SHIT! This is garbage! what the FUCK? Where are the verses about Conformity, Society's Overcaution, Depression, War Volunteers, Insanity, Breakups, Life in general, Assholes you want dead, and Individualistic Ideals?
God. I'm gonna stop listening to Green Day now... I'm pissed that they suck now
Groupie: They're new stuff is awesome. They're old stuff sucks. Go listen to their old stuff if you like that better. You shouldn't care what the band sounds like if you're a fan
True GD Fan: Bullshit! You're a fucking groupie! Not like you're gonna care in 2 weeks!
Groupie: You're wrong. Billie Joe is cute.
____________________
|TWO WEEKS LATER.....|
|___________________|
True GD Fan: So, you still like that shitty GD album?
Groupie: No, I listen to Fall Out Boy now. GD sucks!
True GD Fan: Dumb skank... Ah well... maybe their next album will be good...
Groupie: Do you know the enemy? Do you know the enemy? Do you know the enemy? OOOhhhhhhooooo....
True GD Fan: SHIT! This is garbage! what the FUCK? Where are the verses about Conformity, Society's Overcaution, Depression, War Volunteers, Insanity, Breakups, Life in general, Assholes you want dead, and Individualistic Ideals?
God. I'm gonna stop listening to Green Day now... I'm pissed that they suck now
Groupie: They're new stuff is awesome. They're old stuff sucks. Go listen to their old stuff if you like that better. You shouldn't care what the band sounds like if you're a fan
True GD Fan: Bullshit! You're a fucking groupie! Not like you're gonna care in 2 weeks!
Groupie: You're wrong. Billie Joe is cute.
____________________
|TWO WEEKS LATER.....|
|___________________|
True GD Fan: So, you still like that shitty GD album?
Groupie: No, I listen to Fall Out Boy now. GD sucks!
True GD Fan: Dumb skank... Ah well... maybe their next album will be good...
by TRUE_GREENDAY_FAN June 1, 2009