5 definitions by TPaine1979

In my brutally honest opinion
I think your gay, but that's just my brutally honest opinion.
Oh yeah? Well IMBHO you're an asshole!
by Tpaine1979 December 01, 2010
1. A person who is more dense than a subatomic particle.
2. A person who's train of thought is a monorail.
3. Another way of managing four things at once
4. A person who is so dense, they think they're gay even though they're obviously not.
Check out that Metrotranny over there!
You mean that gay guy?
No, I've met that guy before, he's not gay... He's just in desperate need of a friend... you should go talk to him.
I don't want to. He's wierd.
by TPaine1979 December 01, 2010
A fun game
Hey! Do you wanna play a game of EUwin?
I don't know how to play EUwin.
That's okay. EUwin! (pronounced you win)
by TPaine1979 November 30, 2010
1. A working oxymoron
you're as gay as a Straight Doorknob
what the fuck? that doesn't make ANY sense.
yes it does, it's a working oxymoron, watch this: Have you ever seen a doorknob that's NOT round and bulbous?
yes... so what?
what angle was it pointing at?
I don't know I didn't fucking measure the damn thing.
Doesn't matter! If it's got an angle to it it ain't straight.
by TPaine1979 November 25, 2010
Breast tissue
Check out the areola around that one!
what? You mean her Boobs?
Yeah, whatever, same thing.
by TPaine1979 November 30, 2010

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