1 definition by TPHM
A description of uber-salty food that triggers a gag reflex, producing the predicament of wether to spit or swallow the contents in your mouth.
"Since this restaurant changed their chefs, the chicken sandwich is just Porn-Salty."
"Damn that chip dip is porn-salty!"
"Damn that chip dip is porn-salty!"
by TPHM August 1, 2013