kvass

a very low alcohol content fermented drink made out of bread. Popular in some eastern European countries, but not well known otherwise.

It's so hot, I'd chug a jug of kvass right now.

by TObject July 21, 2004

precious bounty

a. 4GB microdrive extracted from certain cheap MP3 players.
b. pristine honey hole uncovered after ripping off a virgin girl's underwear.

Tear it open to extract the precious bounty.

by TObject May 25, 2004

trousers

It's a word you use in conversation about anything. For example, if you are talking about aircraft carriers, you can say, "As recent as yesterday I owned a pair of trousers that looked exactly like an aircraft carrier."

I once owned a pair a trousers that looked just like a driveshaft.

by TObject June 13, 2004

Picasa

This is how dorks spell "Picasso".

Google announced it acquired Picasa.

by TObject July 21, 2004

Red Line

A brand of synthetic automotive lubricants.

There is a bottle of Red Line oil sitting on the tool cabinet at the background of one of the Debra Lafave posing pictures.

by TObject September 09, 2005

hootus

Something you put Herculiner on...

How Do I Get Herculiner Off of My Hootus?!

by TObject July 02, 2004

monopenisual

adj. showing no care, concern or preference in the matter

Indifferent, uninvolved, detached.

Q: "What is your take on war partial birth abortions?"
A: "Monopenisual."

by TObject March 27, 2004