A player amongst LDS church that can easily hold hands with all the LDS and non LDS he chooses. Looked up to by many younger male LDS but despised and ridiculed by non LDS. The Mormanizer rarely progresses to the first base but still hits the ball every time, getting all the way home or in more general terms getting laid is unheard of and has yet to be recorded in history as of this date.
"Wow hes got 2 girls holding his hand"
"Yeah hes a mormanizer"
An awful mixture of a disorder, Mutant and Virus that causes the human victim to crave human flesh, have a webbed neck and case of mental retardation and a compulsive urge to stick out their tongue much like a lizard. They will often eat themselves till death and are not much of a threat. The disease is not fully understood and scientists do not know the means by which it spreads. The first case was found in a small high school FP Walshe found in Fort Macleod Alberta, and continues to spread to this day.
Keagan: "Yo what happened to my friend Tommy? Hes been trying to lick my face all day with his lizard like tongue and his neck looks fucked."
Whites: "Hes one of them. A Turners Lizard Zombie victim."
Keagan: "No! NO! YOUR LYING! YOUR LYING!! (sobs uncontrollably)
Tommy: Shhlurp! Graaaaaaaaaaaa..."