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2 definitions by TITS4BRAINS

 
1.
Sedbergh or Sedbergh school as we know it is the residence of the analy retentive! little fun is to be had here, there is little time for a life and the teachers are bent as nine bob notes! general advice: do not ever go near this place without a tray in your pants!
analy retentive, for those who prefer the dirt track!!
by TITS4BRAINS January 23, 2004
 
2.
a slender, one legged morphoid, able to latch itself to innocent toilet users whilst they empty their bowels! this creature has been known to take permanent residence in the carrier's sphinctal passage and can cause tremendous pain, leading to anal retention!!
Small alien like morph, one legged, able to change shape, diet and colour to suit its surroundings!
by TITS4BRAINS January 23, 2004