10 definitions by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW

1. when an erect penis rubs back and forth like playing a violin along the clitoris.

2. when any object or body part rubs the clit in the aforementioned fashion.
1. "Aww baby, that clittage was incredible last night..."

2. "I was in the club and got some mad clittage!"
by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 8, 2007
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in Turkey, if you stab someone above the waist, it is considered an attempt at murder. To bypass the charge, but also teaching someone a lesson, a Turkish Revenge is when someone is stabbed below the belt, i.e. the ass. Coined in the movie "Midnight Express."
"...you can stab or shoot somebody below the waist but not above because that's intent to kill. So everyone runs around stabbing everyone else in the ass. That's what they call Turkish revenge." --Billy Hayes, Midnight Express
by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 2, 2007
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1. asking about the sexual orientation of an ambiguous individual.

2. synonymous to "whats up" or "hows it going"
1. guy 1: "Hey man, you straight?"
guy 2: "Now that ithss none of your buthssinethss."

2. Brandon: "You straight?"
Guy: "Yeah Brandon, you straight?"
by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 12, 2007
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