clittage

1. when an erect penis rubs back and forth like playing a violin along the clitoris.

2. when any object or body part rubs the clit in the aforementioned fashion.
1. "Aww baby, that clittage was incredible last night..."

2. "I was in the club and got some mad clittage!"
by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 10, 2007
mugGet the clittagemug.

Rumours

Album by Fleetwood Mac. Released in 1974.

One of the greatest albums of all time. Every track is a hit, and every track is perfect for making love.
Sorry, I can't hang out right now. I'm listening to Rumours by Fleetwood Mac. I'm going to be MIA for the next hour.
by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW June 29, 2011
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IPS

Inverted Penis Syndrome. Very rare. Pretty self explanatory.
Dude, do you have IPS?
by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW June 19, 2007
mugGet the IPSmug.