TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW's definitions

clittage

1. when an erect penis rubs back and forth like playing a violin along the clitoris.

2. when any object or body part rubs the clit in the aforementioned fashion.

1. "Aww baby, that clittage was incredible last night..."

2. "I was in the club and got some mad clittage!"

by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 10, 2007

Clitouche

1. an over-sized, gushing, floppy pussy.
2. an annoying person who never gets the hint that no one likes him/her.

1. "Last night, my girl's clitouche practically sucked my whole arm in there."
2. "Dude, you are a fucking clitouche."

by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW February 15, 2007

IPS

Inverted Penis Syndrome. Very rare. Pretty self explanatory.

Dude, do you have IPS?

by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW June 19, 2007