1 definition by THE_TRUTH_BOMB
noun: a surgically-created, dead-end open wound which serves as an orifice located at the base of a male's torso, between his legs; made out of a split and inverted penis or length of colon, which is usually smelly (the research calls "malodorous") and accumulates hairballs, that males pretend is a vagina so they can maintain the delusion that they're not gay and have another male fuck them in it, ejaculate in it, rather than "taking it up the arse"; unlike real vaginas which are part of female anatomy, is not self cleaning; can be filled with fecal bacteria - hence the reference to "malodorous"; also requires dilation to keep the open wound from healing
John was pleased that his medical insurance paid for him to have his penis turned into a fuckhole; now he could call himself Jane and have lots of penetrative sex with men without risking anal prolapse.
by THE_TRUTH_BOMB September 27, 2017