2 definitions by THEONE209

Cottage cheese blanket

The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.

Boy 1- Yo, my girl is is home making my cottage cheese blanket
Boy 2- No way, Id love one right now

by THEONE209 February 3, 2020

Iron Vacuum

The motion getting oral sex from a vacuum cleaner with Lysol as a lubricator and then pouring melted iron on your pussy once you cum to get a mold of your orgasming pussy.

Bob- Hey Chloe, what are you using tonight?
Chloe- Im gonna use my iron vacuum.
Bob- oh cool!!

by THEONE209 February 3, 2020