29 definitions by THE CLIT COMMANDER

masturbate

All the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Beat the meat, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

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by THE CLIT COMMANDER March 12, 2005

snuff

What Tony Saprano did to all his enemies.

I'm goin to snuff you dirty rat.

by THE CLIT COMMANDER April 9, 2003

mipe

The right testicle.

by THE CLIT COMMANDER April 9, 2003

coochie

The womens vagina or also known as the pussy.

I ate your moms coochie last night and it gave me the shits.

by THE CLIT COMMANDER April 9, 2003

zultan

When two people agree.

Bob:That hoe is a bitch.
Jeff: Zultan

by THE CLIT COMMANDER April 9, 2003

Tea Bag

(n. or v.) To place testicles in someone's mouth and procede in a up and down motion.

Shut up or I'll tea bag you

by THE CLIT COMMANDER April 11, 2003

cock fight

When two gays guys dipute over who has the biggest and tastiest cock.

Man the fuckin cock fight was gay.. Well no shit genius.

by THE CLIT COMMANDER April 10, 2003