3 definitions by THATTAWOOSHEESH
When you take a shit and sneaky particles escape the grasp of the toilet and stick to the sides of the anus and its hair follicles. Then the piece of feces dries up on your panties and gooch/anus hair. Later on in the shower you wash it off and you realize the shit got the better of you.
Below is the script to a fucked up porn including the dingleberry
Guy takes shit and has dingleberry and doesn't know
Girl: hey babe lets have some creepy sexy sex.
Guy: ok but first show me your bobs and vegana so I can git hourny.
Girl: ok! (takes off clothes)
Guy: ooh Now I'm ready for sexy sex
Girl: Yay let me get my 13 inch strap on for your bleached butthole
Guy: (lubes himself up)
Girl: (Puts on strap on and is about to insert)... Oh MY GOD BABE IS THAT YOUR DINGLEBERRY ON YOUR BALL HAIR!!??
Guy: Well I did take a colossal shit 5 minutes ago.
Girl: I'm gunna lick it because I'm kinky. (Licks)
Guy takes shit and has dingleberry and doesn't know
Girl: hey babe lets have some creepy sexy sex.
Guy: ok but first show me your bobs and vegana so I can git hourny.
Girl: ok! (takes off clothes)
Guy: ooh Now I'm ready for sexy sex
Girl: Yay let me get my 13 inch strap on for your bleached butthole
Guy: (lubes himself up)
Girl: (Puts on strap on and is about to insert)... Oh MY GOD BABE IS THAT YOUR DINGLEBERRY ON YOUR BALL HAIR!!??
Guy: Well I did take a colossal shit 5 minutes ago.
Girl: I'm gunna lick it because I'm kinky. (Licks)
by THATTAWOOSHEESH January 15, 2018
1. Uneducated fuck who got kicked out of school in the early two thousands for stabbing his white friend for calling him nigga. (<< explains why he only knows 2 numbers; 17 28)
2. Fetty Wap only has one eye because he was stabbed by his abusive father who then later left him.
3. Hit popstar after his big break "Trap Queen" but then every song after that sounds the same so he gains publicity through his missing eye.
2. Fetty Wap only has one eye because he was stabbed by his abusive father who then later left him.
3. Hit popstar after his big break "Trap Queen" but then every song after that sounds the same so he gains publicity through his missing eye.
1. Hype Beast fetty fan: 1728!
Lax boy hater: Stop saying 1728 pussy.
Hype Beast fetty fan: why?
Lax boy hater: Oh Doyouknowdaway? fetty got fucked in the eye by a hippo when he was eight and that's actually why he doesn't have an eye! fun fact
2. Hi my name is Justin Sider and I took nyquil and dayquil at the same time so now I look like fetty wap!
3 every fetty song: RGF productions! aye! 1738! Remyboyz!
Lax boy hater: Stop saying 1728 pussy.
Hype Beast fetty fan: why?
Lax boy hater: Oh Doyouknowdaway? fetty got fucked in the eye by a hippo when he was eight and that's actually why he doesn't have an eye! fun fact
2. Hi my name is Justin Sider and I took nyquil and dayquil at the same time so now I look like fetty wap!
3 every fetty song: RGF productions! aye! 1738! Remyboyz!
by THATTAWOOSHEESH January 15, 2018
Bernie Sanders is communism.
communism in a nut EX:
CNN producer: OH my shit Bernie Sanders looks like he shit himself and is having a stroke he should get off the stage and cut off the live feed.
Every patriotic American ever: Well, this is actually a win-win situation. Bernie was going to push the middle class taxes to 53 percent anyway. YAY!
CNN producer: OH my shit Bernie Sanders looks like he shit himself and is having a stroke he should get off the stage and cut off the live feed.
Every patriotic American ever: Well, this is actually a win-win situation. Bernie was going to push the middle class taxes to 53 percent anyway. YAY!
by THATTAWOOSHEESH January 15, 2018