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ert
Fairfield County, CT
The most versatile word (sound) in language.

1: Used as the word "not"

2: Used to point out ignorance
3: Said as an insult to poke fun at someone

4: Said when somebody says something stupid, overly cocky, or untrue
5: To indicate sarcasm.

Pronunciations:
urt, eurt, ERT, errrrttttttt
As "Not":
"Derby is a pretty sick town dude they have these huge bangers in the middle of fucking nowhere, where all these awesome sketchy kids can congregate and talk about their new guns or trucks or how much oxycontin they snorted last night....ERRT"
"Sounds even worse than monroe"

Pointing out ignorance:
"I think she's pretty sexy"
"Ert last night alone she blew four guys in the bathroom"

Making fun of someone:
"Last night I was so drunk I just couldn't get it up"
"Euurt"

Pointing out something stupid:
"We went 10-0 on the table and I made ten shots a game but it was after everyone was passed out or blackout and no one saw me do it."
"I bet...errrt."

Indicating Sarcasm:
""That bright yellow '99 dodge neon is pretty sick...ERT"."
by TGK_AllDay October 11, 2010

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