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T-Dog Jenkins's definitions

Farting in a Bottle

the only joy I have left. It makes a distinct sound that you must hear to believe.
Damn, I can't afford cable anymore, time to increase my farting in a bottle quotient.
by T-Dog Jenkins July 21, 2004
mugGet the Farting in a Bottlemug.

Pawtucket

1) (proper noun) a rundown milltown of 75,000 in Rhode Island populated by Roughnecks and Joeys.
2) (verb) to get sent down to the minors. It refers to the Pawtucket Red Sox, the AAA affiliate of the team in Boston.
Man, If Timlin doesn't shape up, Theo's going to have to Pawtucket his ass down to, well, Pawtucket.
by T-Dog Jenkins April 30, 2005
mugGet the Pawtucketmug.

pull and pray

(n.) slang for the rhythm method. commonly used by Catholics.
Pull and Pray is not a highly recommended form of birth control.
by T-Dog Jenkins May 19, 2005
mugGet the pull and praymug.

silver bullet

a suppository, specifically a glycerin suppository produced by either Fleet or Dulcolax. The silver bullet is approximately two inches long and cone shaped. The constipant should insert the silver bullet in his/her rectum with the flat side out.
Rufus: I can't poop.
Rufus' Mom: Lemme get a silver bullet.
Rufus: No silver bullet!
by T-Dog Jenkins June 3, 2007
mugGet the silver bulletmug.

TH White

A great English novelist, most widely renowned for his classic "The Once and Future King." That bitch JK Rowling has ripped him off to such an end that plagiarism charges should be brought up against her.
White went to Cambridge, where he is well known for trying to dick Tolkein. JRR had nothing of it.
TH White is a novelist. He is dead.
by T-Dog Jenkins March 16, 2005
mugGet the TH Whitemug.

y'alls

the extra plural form of y'all. Refers to at least ten people.
Y'alls in the same family? Well, I'll be switched!
by T-Dog Jenkins August 3, 2005
mugGet the y'allsmug.

topping off

(v.) to add additional gasoline to the gas tank even though the gas tank container is full. People do it to get the most bang for their buck, to have more gas in their car. This action can be dangerous and it is prohibited by most gas stations. Most gas station attendants do it anyway to sell more petroleum.
"No topping Off at my station" says the automotive saftey expert.
by T-Dog Jenkins May 1, 2005
mugGet the topping offmug.

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