T-Dog Jenkins's definitions

DOC

Department of Corrections. They are well known for running the prison system. A guy by the name of DOC also describes himself as Dr. Dre's homie.

The DOC runs the jail in which I serve.

by T-Dog Jenkins April 20, 2005

IHOP

IHOP is America's Teahouse

IHOP is America's Teahouse.

by T-Dog Jenkins December 29, 2004

TH White

A great English novelist, most widely renowned for his classic "The Once and Future King." That bitch JK Rowling has ripped him off to such an end that plagiarism charges should be brought up against her.
White went to Cambridge, where he is well known for trying to dick Tolkein. JRR had nothing of it.

TH White is a novelist. He is dead.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 16, 2005

silver bullet

a suppository, specifically a glycerin suppository produced by either Fleet or Dulcolax. The silver bullet is approximately two inches long and cone shaped. The constipant should insert the silver bullet in his/her rectum with the flat side out.

Rufus: I can't poop.
Rufus' Mom: Lemme get a silver bullet.
Rufus: No silver bullet!

by T-Dog Jenkins June 3, 2007

Vegan Whopper

A hearty dish now served with Ketchum.

Excuse me, waiter, my vegan whopper has a unibrow.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 20, 2005

blackdar

a radar used for detecting african americans.

wow, he must have a good blackdar. he realized that gary coleman is an african-american.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 6, 2005

pull and pray

(n.) slang for the rhythm method. commonly used by Catholics.

Pull and Pray is not a highly recommended form of birth control.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 19, 2005