T-Dog Jenkins's definitions

barnyard word

a foul, profrane, or vulgar term associated with the place where the animals muck about on a farm.

Fuck, Shit, Cunt, Cock, and Blowjob all qualify as barnyard words.

by T-Dog Jenkins August 2, 2005

Michaelmas

Michaelmas, Christian feast of St. Michael the Archangel, celebrated in the Western churches on September 29 and in the Eastern Church on November 8. Typically, families gather for a dinner of goose on Michaelmas. The monday following Michaelmas is often the starting point of the semester at English Universities.

I love it when we have goose for Michaelmas.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 20, 2005

linthead

a derogatory term for an employee of a textile mill, particularly in the Hill Country of the American South. The term came into usage in the early twentieth century. Lintheads were and are primarily white southerners that are either the progeny of or themselves tenant farmers.

The foreman tries to make you feel badly about being a linthead. Don't be. Your spot in heaven is secure; they should be the one worrying.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 18, 2005

bloody mother

hennessy and tomato juice.

Bloody Marys are for Honky mutha fuckas.
In the community, we drink bloody mothers.

We sat around the house, drinking bloody mothers, after finishing the poetry reading.

by T-Dog Jenkins October 12, 2004

Newhart

A tv show with Bob Newhart on it.
he lived in vermont with his lovers, Darrell and Darrell and Darrell. Newhart died of leg cancer.

Friend 1: Hey did you watch Newhart?

Friend 2: No, I was beating my son.

by T-Dog Jenkins April 30, 2004

DOC

Department of Corrections. They are well known for running the prison system. A guy by the name of DOC also describes himself as Dr. Dre's homie.

The DOC runs the jail in which I serve.

by T-Dog Jenkins April 20, 2005

Hash

a breakfast staple made out of the leavings from dinner. If it comes out of a can, it ain't hash.

Mom turned the leftovers into hash.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 10, 2005