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Portman

(v.) to render something that was long enjoyable completely unpleasureable. For example, Star Wars or the Shins. The term came into use in reference to the stylings of one Natalie Portman, a terrible actress that wiped her ass with the Legacy of Star Wars and ruined the Shins by offering their music up as a lifechanging experience in the film "Garden State."
Shit! What is she going to Portman next? Dylan Thomas?
by T-Dog Jenkins March 20, 2005
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Michaelmas

Michaelmas, Christian feast of St. Michael the Archangel, celebrated in the Western churches on September 29 and in the Eastern Church on November 8. Typically, families gather for a dinner of goose on Michaelmas. The monday following Michaelmas is often the starting point of the semester at English Universities.
I love it when we have goose for Michaelmas.
by T-Dog Jenkins March 20, 2005
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Vegan Whopper

A hearty dish now served with Ketchum.
Excuse me, waiter, my vegan whopper has a unibrow.
by T-Dog Jenkins March 20, 2005
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That's what Rob's Mom said.

Rob's mom, who resides in Winooski, is the hottest piece o' ass in Winooski. As the butt of 'rob's mom' brand jokes, one must take a suggestive or euphemistic line in a conversation and immediately append the phrase "that's what rob's mom said" because Rob's mom totally gave it up to Malkovsky.
Sexxy Nate: "Hey Rob, did you really go to the deep south for love?"

Rob: "It wasn't love, it was sex."

Sexxy Nate: "That's what rob's mom said."

Rob: "I will kill you and your entire family."
by T-Dog Jenkins March 22, 2005
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IHOP

IHOP is America's Teahouse
IHOP is America's Teahouse.
by T-Dog Jenkins December 29, 2004
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Impossible Love

To not be unable to get to someone or thing
Impossible Love, I just can't get to you; Impossible Love, I'm so tangled up in blue.
by T-Dog Jenkins January 3, 2005
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Methuen

Is a shithole. It is the home of all the poor white folks in Massachusetts, also known as Massholes. They all suck at reading.
Methuen is a fucking shithole
Methuen is a shithole.
by T-Dog Jenkins January 16, 2005
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