T-Dog Jenkins's definitions

Video Pigeon

Andy Baron's sideproject that can't play Nectars anymore because he stole all the urinal cakes.

Andy Baron usually puts out slutty hooks with Dr. Hook, not video pigeon.

by T-Dog Jenkins July 22, 2004

lint head

derogatory term for someone who works in a cotton mill.

If you don't get that GED, you gonna be a lint head your whole life. Wait, nevermind.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 13, 2005

blackdar

a radar used for detecting african americans.

wow, he must have a good blackdar. he realized that gary coleman is an african-american.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 6, 2005

Vegan Whopper

A hearty dish now served with Ketchum.

Excuse me, waiter, my vegan whopper has a unibrow.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 20, 2005

E-e-E--e-E-E-e

the sound an ambulance makes as it leaves your neighborhood.

The ambulance carrying my cousin went E-e-E-e-EE-e as it sped through the night. It's too bad he's in a chair now.

by T-Dog Jenkins August 4, 2005

Methuen

Is a shithole. It is the home of all the poor white folks in Massachusetts, also known as Massholes. They all suck at reading.
Methuen is a fucking shithole

Methuen is a shithole.

by T-Dog Jenkins January 16, 2005

Gatorade

Thirstaide, for that deep down body thirst.

I urinate in my gatorade bottles when i finish them. I help the universe.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 20, 2005