T-Dog Jenkins's definitions

Farting in a Bottle

the only joy I have left. It makes a distinct sound that you must hear to believe.

Damn, I can't afford cable anymore, time to increase my farting in a bottle quotient.

by T-Dog Jenkins July 21, 2004

y'alls

the extra plural form of y'all. Refers to at least ten people.

Y'alls in the same family? Well, I'll be switched!

by T-Dog Jenkins August 3, 2005

lint head

derogatory term for someone who works in a cotton mill.

If you don't get that GED, you gonna be a lint head your whole life. Wait, nevermind.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 13, 2005

blackdar

a radar used for detecting african americans.

wow, he must have a good blackdar. he realized that gary coleman is an african-american.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 6, 2005

E-e-E--e-E-E-e

the sound an ambulance makes as it leaves your neighborhood.

The ambulance carrying my cousin went E-e-E-e-EE-e as it sped through the night. It's too bad he's in a chair now.

by T-Dog Jenkins August 4, 2005

roughneck

a hoodlum, a streetwise toughguy, typically from a heavily industrialized area. Roughnecks usually have a chip on their shoulder the size of Arkansas.

Those Pawtucket Roughnecks are always looking for a fight.

by T-Dog Jenkins April 30, 2005

jeezum crow

a polite way to take the Lord's name in vein popular in rural Vermont.

An example of the use of Jeezum Crow can be seen in the nickname of Vermont's independent senator, James Jeffords. His nickname is "Jeezum Jim," which referenced his propensity to annoy Republicans, a party of which he was nominally a member.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 1, 2005