T-Dog Jenkins's definitions

hooky

ditching school, when you are a minor.

Huck, let's play hooky and go fishing.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 8, 2005

Bocephus

common nickname for Hank Williams Jr. Hank got the nickname from his famous father, who looked in the cradle and just called him "Bocephus." Bocephus is a common phrase airbrushed on 1984 Ford F-150s.

Bocephus is a great nickname. Sit on my face, cousin.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 10, 2005

Hash

a breakfast staple made out of the leavings from dinner. If it comes out of a can, it ain't hash.

Mom turned the leftovers into hash.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 10, 2005

potbelly

1) a heavy, wood stove popular in the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries.
2) an insult, in reference to someone with a large stomach.

My cousin eats too many burgers; you can tell this from his potbelly.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 10, 2005

TH White

A great English novelist, most widely renowned for his classic "The Once and Future King." That bitch JK Rowling has ripped him off to such an end that plagiarism charges should be brought up against her.
White went to Cambridge, where he is well known for trying to dick Tolkein. JRR had nothing of it.

TH White is a novelist. He is dead.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 16, 2005

hayseed

derogatory term for a rural member of the American working class. This cutesy term has a demonizing impact on class consciousness, segregating the rural worker from his urban counterpart.

Hayseeds go back to the country, never to be heard from again.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 16, 2005

linthead

a derogatory term for an employee of a textile mill, particularly in the Hill Country of the American South. The term came into usage in the early twentieth century. Lintheads were and are primarily white southerners that are either the progeny of or themselves tenant farmers.

The foreman tries to make you feel badly about being a linthead. Don't be. Your spot in heaven is secure; they should be the one worrying.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 18, 2005