T Macalicious's definitions

old balls

A common spectacle in the locker room. Typically associated with a grey bush.

My gym towel was sprinkled with white pubes today. Old Balls strikes again.

by T Macalicious April 15, 2014

Radar Sphincter

The almost magic-like phenomenon when someone who needs to take a really bad poop gets within 20 feet of a toilet and immediately they have an almost uncontrollable urge to crap.

Dude I was flexing like Mr. Universe on that road trip and when I got into McDonalds my radar sphincter went off and my turds were coming out like people in a burning building.

by T Macalicious November 27, 2010