Definitions by Synaco

Spadney Quarrel 

When you are having a fight with someone and they flick their own, or someone else's, shit into your eyes. You, then enraged by this, feel like beating this person up more... but to no avail. This only increases your anger.

Person 1: "Hey you hear about that fight last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah that was a proper spadney quarrel, got some shit in my mouth!"

Spadney Quarrel by Synaco October 23, 2022