2 definitions by Sycowordkiller
A StinkyBrownEyedPedro is a mixture of anal and siemen juice produced by faggots after intercourse without removal and the over exposure of the back door exit 4 extended periods of time. Also known as a purple ass gerbil, or an Asscamper.
There once was an ass gerbil that loved to stick his little fuzzy monkey finger in everyone's ass waffle so much that the little gay asscampers limp anal cave driller got stuck.turned blue, fell off and the dumb faget ended up with a stanky blue cuntwaffle permanently. And so hense the saying "Silly fucking faggot dicks are for chicks, and StickyBrownEyedPedro's are grotesque, so a cuntwaffle is what you gets!"
by Sycowordkiller February 9, 2017
An asscamper is a fag that leaves his penis in an ass for so long after ejaculating the semon and anal juices (shit) dry and form a crusty bond that can keep the penis stuck for hours and smell up the whole fucking house. An ass camper can also be known as a sticky brown eyed pedro.
Look at all the asscampers in this town blocking all the exit lanes and stinking up all our newly donated george micheal pay stalls in the mens shitter! If they get stuck up in there to much longer they will be legal squatters and we will never make any money off all the autographed wham wet wipe despensers we bought last week.
by Sycowordkiller February 9, 2017