2 definitions by SwitchKU

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Thumbs that are so fat and stubby that they look like short cocks on one's hand.
Me: Brad, you've got some gnarly penis thumbs!
Brad: If only my actual dick was this big.
by SwitchKU September 24, 2008

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A city in receivership that sucks ass, taxes the hell out of people who work there but don't live there, is full of whiny shit-heads, and has a perpetually shitty NFL team.
Ever heard of a Renaissance Tax?
Yea, Detroit takes an extra 8% from my income .
by SwitchKU September 24, 2008

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