2 definitions by Swedish Slaughterhouse

Cancel Canada Day

A phrase often spoken by pasty white teenage girls with daddy issues or alcoholic natives with zero respect for their country, which notifies everyone around them to stay away.

"We need to Cancel Canada Day!"
"No, Chief Owl Piss, you need to take your meds"

by Swedish Slaughterhouse July 2, 2021

Spanish Flapjack

When a woman's asscheeks are badly sunburnt, you can ejaculate on them, creating a concrete-like material. If urinated on, the substance will soften until it looks and tastes like a pancake.

"What are your plans this weekend, Sarah?"
"I'm going over to Jeff's house for a delicious Spanish Flapjack, care to join me?"
"YES PLEASE!!!"

by Swedish Slaughterhouse July 2, 2021