4 definitions by Swamy swimwamlitts

Poopturbation

1. The act of yo-yoing a turd in and out your kiester.

2. A person that simply cannot pass a turd in the street without molesting it. (“Fecalfelliac” or “poop loopy”)

1. The exercises really paid off, I can do a half hour long session of poopturbation, and as of last week, I no longer have to use my hands. But I still do.

2. “You wouldn’t believe what I almost stepped in, and ended up making love to.”

by Swamy swimwamlitts June 22, 2019

N-word scissor hands

I'm really just trying out a few names for my landscaping business..... what do you think?

Hmm, the bushes in the front yard look scraggly, call that N-word scissor hands!

by Swamy swimwamlitts December 17, 2020

No hope

There just isn't, prepare to go into the ground, and never return. Obsoletion is absolute.

No hope, in a rational mind. Everything is folly.

by Swamy swimwamlitts December 31, 2022

Mick

Me. I’m mick. The very embodiment, and it’s me name.

Hey Mickey, ya mick Irish cunt.

by Swamy swimwamlitts June 22, 2019