Something you say when a girl does something sexy that gives you a boner. You usually say it in front of her face but at a volume she can't here you.
Girl: Tonight I'm going to get Tipsy, you should join me in my bed.
Boy: Boner Achieved. :)
Boy: Uhhh nothing!
1. When a mail man/women masturbates while delivering mail.
2. When a mail man/women masturbates and proceeds to orgasm into the mailbox of the receiver.
3. When a U.P.S. man/women delivers a package then proceeds to directley finger/or jack of the receiver.
Ups Man: I have a package for Ms. Seduction.
Ms. Seduction: Oh, perfect timing I was getting Lonely.
Ups Man: well thats my job a a Distribation officer.
1. Another name for Masturbating.
2. When ordering a burger at Mcdonald's and the employes proceeds to jizz onto the burger creating the McDonald's McJakker.
Guy: I'm home with food from McDonald's.
Girl: Oh wonderful.
Guy: Its your favorite.
Girl: A McJakker?
Guy: Yes I McJakkered it myself in the car.
The act of setting up from a distance and throwing multiple Hostess Ding Dongs at the victims door until the victim awnsers the door, then proceed to run.
Ding Dong Ditcher: Bombs Away!!!
Ding Dong Ditcher: Seeya!
Victim: I hate Hostess, always promoting the Ding Dong Ditch.
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